Free Chocolate Cake

I know there are laws regarding false advertising, but my title is totally legitimate. I am now making chocolate cakes which are wheat-free and sugar-free!

As I have mentioned, I am trying to get going on making cakes to sell. The problem is that there are so many people making cakes, and the market is really competitive. So I have worked on a few recipes and am now producing cakes for a very specific market - people who like free cakes, but have the money to pay a premium for them.

I have made good friends with a lady who teaches pilates to many men and women who treat their bodies like a temple. They will not eat any wheat and definitely no sugar. So I have introduced the "Wheat-Free, Sugar-Free Chocolate Mousse Cake" as well as, bite size "Oat Bran and Apple Muffins". The muffins are a perfect treat as a post gym snack.

I would love to give you the recipe for both of these, but I do not have the time to track you down to kill you to protect my secret. I will however let you see the picture and a guarantee that they actually do taste very good!

Wife: “I just lost ten pounds!”
Husband: “Turn around, I think I found them”